"That smells good."
"A little café cubano. Put some hair on your chest."
"Don't you just say the sweetest things."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Eric Delko (Losing Face)
"And Moreno's wife said he liked to stay up late and watch tv. My guess is he got jumped right in the middle of Letterman."
"'Top ten ways to get your head blown off.'"
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Tim Speedle (Losing Face)
"French lace -- from the window at the Moreno house. It's also used on high-end toupees. It gives a more natural look to the hairline."
"Lace on a rug."
"Uh-huh."
"Well, shoot me if it comes to that."
-- Tim Speedle and Calleigh Duquesne (Losing Face)
"This person's goofy footed. He keeps his right foot on the board, pushes off with his left. That's not as common."
"And you know this how, Miss Three-Inch Heels?"
-- Megan Donner and Calleigh Duquesne (Ashes to Ashes)
"Do you believe her story?"
"I don't know. I guess that depends on whether you like seeing men dress up in your underwear or not."
"Personally, leather chaps, nothing else... That was a joke."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Horatio Caine (Breathless)
"So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?"
"Hot flashes. But that's just me."
-- Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Kill Zone)
"Have you considered a transfer to SWAT?"
"I don't look good in all black."
"I beg to differ."
-- Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Kill Zone)
"... a present for you from Alexx."
"Nasal mucus. And it isn't even my birthday."
-- Horatio Caine and Calleigh Duquesne (Camp Fear)
"Great thing about the nose is it acts like a filter. Everything we breathe gets trapped inside -- spores, dirt, live dust mites ..."
"Ugh. Remind me never to breathe again."
-- Janet and Calleigh Duquesne (Camp Fear)
"You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when grandma's kiss links you to the scene."
-- Calleigh Duquesne (Entrance Wound)
"I don't do old women. Nothing over 25."
"A convicted rapist with standards."
-- Keith Sewell and Calleigh Duquesne (Bunk)
"... we heard that she thought she had a boyfriend."
"Boyfriend? Try boyfriends. This place is high school with arthritis."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Gil Carrillo about Betty Rosen (Bunk)
"That's a good story. I enjoyed that. But you forgot one thing... I'm a lawyer, a damn good one."
[...]
"You may be a lawyer, but I'm a CSI. A damn good one."
-- Vincent Graziano and Calleigh Duquesne (Forced Entry)
"I'm just saying, it's a hell of a lonely road he's walking."
"Well, that's why I'm walking it with him."
-- John Hagen and Calleigh Duquesne about Horatio Caine (Simple Man)
"What's your Plan B?"
"Gun vault."
[...]
"Be still my heart."
-- Eric Delko and Calleigh Duquesne (Simple Man)
"Car's stolen."
"Based on ... ?"
"Based on the screwdriver in the ignition."
-- Eric Delko and Calleigh Duquesne (Dispo Day)
"So you're going to shave before you go to IAB?"
"It's a polygraph test, not a portrait."
"Well, you know, presentation is everything."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Tim Speedle (Dispo Day)
"I didn't touch her."
"You don't have to touch somebody to shoot them."
-- Waiter and Calleigh Duquesne (Double Cap)
"Sometimes it's difficult to have family."
"Sometimes, it's more difficult not to."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Horatio Caine (Double Cap)
"Aren't you supposed to be off this case?"
"Jones got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside down."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Alexx Woods (Freaks and Tweaks)
"You're not even going to ask me why she'd slip Dennis eyedrops?"
"I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question that I have the answer to."
-- Alexx Woods and Calleigh Duquesne (Freaks and Tweaks)
"There are two ways this goes down. Either way, you're dropping the gun."
"If I give up now, I go to the chair."
"Ten years of appeals, or you can go right now."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Hank Kerner (Body Count)
"Where have you been?"
"I took a drive ... got some fresh air ... I apprehended an escaped felon."
-- John Hagen and Calleigh Duquesne (Body Count)
"This ain't over, bitch. I'll be seeing you."
"Well, you know what the thing is, Hank? It doesn't really matter if you do because, even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place. And, if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice, and it keeps saying, over and over-- you. You and your bullets. You know what? And, by the way, where you're going ... I think you're going to be the bitch."
-- Hank Kerner and Calleigh Duquesne (Body Count)
"You know Hank Kerner? Our fugitive?"
"Yeah, we've been through two hung juries together. It's not like we're picking out china."
-- John Hagen and Calleigh Duquesne (Body Count)
"I can't help it. It’s in my DNA. I’m naturally curious."
-- Calleigh Duquesne to Maxine Valera (Blood Brothers)
"Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane."
"They do alleviate global warming."
-- Eric Delko and Calleigh Duquesne (Hurricane Anthony)
"Well when we get close to tool marks and ink processing I'll call you."
"If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office."
"Well. I've got goosebumps."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Peter Elliott (Money for Nothing)
"Take a drink."
"A drink? But that's what caused all this trouble in the first place."
"Drink!"
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Kenwall Duquesne (Under the Influence)
"I took this criminalist seminar, evaluating evidence, the visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box, sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring she said, those are nice earrings by the way."
"You took my class."
-- Ryan Wolfe and Calleigh Duquesne (Legal)
"Your parents' trust fund. It's a matter of public record."
"There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this... Breakwater Key."
"That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawn mower."
-- Ryan Wolfe and Calleigh Duquesne to Jack Warner Bradford (Legal)
"Oh, you've got an alibi."
"He's got an alibi."
"We love alibis."
-- Ryan Wolfe and Calleigh Duquesne (Legal)
"We're gonna need a warrant."
"And some heavy equipment."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Ryan Wolfe about to exhume a body (Under Suspicion)
"Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?"
-- Ryan Wolfe to Calleigh Duquesne (Nailed)
"Everything old is new again."
-- Calleigh Duquesne (Payback)
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