"I think we're going to need a bigger body bag."
"If anybody can find one, it's you, Alexx."
"You got that right. All right, fellas. You heard the man. Bag him. My shark now."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (Wet Foot/Dry Foot)
"Hmm. Gynecomastia. Enlarged breast. Would signify female, but could also be male. No armpit hair but pronounced hair on the knuckles."
"So what are you saying?"
"What I'm saying is, I'm not an anthropologist. Could be a big woman or a small man."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (Wet Foot/Dry Foot)
"Oh. You're not going to believe this."
"A diamond ring."
"Looks like she ate about four carats for her last supper."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (Ashes to Ashes)
"Somebody wanted to make sure he saw something."
"Or, based on the damage to his retina ..."
"... saw nothing."
-- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (A Horrible Mind)
"Hey, I've got my glass slipper. Now where is my Cinderella?"
"Cremated yesterday."
-- Eric Delko and Alexx Woods (A Horrible Mind)
"Fastest scalp on the east."
"I think I just set some kind of postmortem speed record."
-- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (Simple Man)
"Aren't you supposed to be off this case?"
"Jones got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside down."
-- Calleigh Duquesne and Alexx Woods (Freaks and Tweaks)
"You're not even going to ask me why she'd slip Dennis eyedrops?"
"I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question that I have the answer to."
-- Alexx Woods and Calleigh Duquesne (Freaks and Tweaks)
"Alexx, you think they were killed in the crash?"
"Not unless they each crashed into a bullet."
-- Horatio Caine and Alexx Woods (Body Count)
"When the IV fails, they have to give it directly to the heart. You know, Uma Thurman, Pulp Fiction."
-- Alexx Woods (Complications)
"Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger."
"Alexx, we just gave the..."
"Timmy, I know."
-- Alexx Woods and Tim Speedle (Witness To Murder)
"You need some help?"
"Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep."
"Leaving that one alone."
-- Tim Speedle and Alexx Woods (Not Landing)
"The guy's a monster. Or he doesn't know his own strength."
"Well ... he's about to know ours."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (MIA/NYC - NonStop)
"Knife missing from this block could be our murder weapon."
"Nice work, Ryan. Think you may have cracked the case."
"Thanks, I have a keen grasp of the obvious."
-- Ryan Wolfe and Alexx Woods (Hell Night)
"So, this is what a pirate looks like?"
"You were expecting an eye patch?"
"Maybe a shoulder parrot."
-- Alexx Woods and Horatio Caine (Pirated)
"All right, look like it's gonna be just you and me Armando, baby."
-- Alexx Woods to Armando Diaz (Three-Way)
"What kind of hacks do they let practice medicine these days?"
"My question exactly."
-- Foster and Alexx Woods (Payback)
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